On Firearms

There are a lot of things in this world that can be both good and bad. One of those things is the firearm. However, I personally think that they're awesome, and a lot of fun. So, what is it that makes a device that fires a projectile at extremely high speeds so awesome? That's a good question. However, one thing that I know for sure is that I look awesome when I hold them. Observe:

That, my very few readers, is a picture of me with a double-barreled 12-gauge shotgun. I actually prefer a pump-action, but when I wanted to take the picture, this was the gun that was most readily available. Besides, I found that I was just as good of a shot with that one as I was with the pump.

I think that one of the awesome things about guns is that you can make something that's far away from you explode or move or something. That's pretty amazing. There's just something cool about moving something without touching it. There's something even cooler about exploding something without touching it.

So, I think I'll leave it at that. There's a lot more that I could discuss, but I don't think I that I want to discuss things like killing people and gun control and all of the controversy surrounding firearms. Suffice to say that the reason why I like having guns around is because they're really fun to shoot, even if I do have a sore shoulder today.

Also, I'd like to point out that projectile weapons are the only weapons that can destroy replicators. Not human-form replicators, just the regular type.

This is Captain Danger out.

On Home

While I generally get bored at home, allow me to enumerate some of the awesome things about it:

1. The fact that I've been allowed to sleep in every day (that was unexpected).

2. The supreme stupidity of cows (usually it's annoying, but right now it's fun).

3. The fact that we've trained our dog to jump into the bucket of the tractor while we feed the cows.

4. Getting to drive the old Ford Ranger with a deer antler for a gearshift handle.

5. The fact that it's generally ridiculously freezing outside (this would bother most, but not me).

6. The fact that I have almost full use of my left arm.

7. The fact that my family is here.

That's all I've got at the moment. However, suffice it to say that I'm having a pretty good time right now. This is Captain Danger out.

On Accomplishment

The paper is finished. If you want to know something about Eisenhower and how he handled nuclear weapons, you just ask me, and I'll probably tell you more about it than you ever wanted to know, with footnotes. However, I have to say, writing a 25 page (and one paragraph) paper does give you a sense of accomplishment. Especially since I did most of the work with a broken arm. That's right. Granted, there wasn't a lot of heavy physical lifting involved, but that's beside the point. You try concentrating on the Foreign Relations of the United States series when your arm hurts really bad.

In other news, I went to the last class of my undergraduate career on Thursday. That also gives something of a sense of accomplishment, though since all I did in that class was walk on an elliptical trainer for 35 minutes, that sense was slightly diminished. However, it feels good that I don't have to worry about too many more things like tests and homework and the like. At least, not my own homework. The fact that I'm going into teaching means that those things are going to be my life, but at least I will be making it up and grading it, not doing it. However, the disconcerting thing is that I don't have my student teaching placement yet, which is confusing. I did my application in an awesome way, and even had an amazing picture of me in it. I mean, there was no way they could have said no to that picture. However, I went to the education office on Wednesday and asked if I was stupid and was looking in the wrong place, and they said, "No, the placements just aren't up yet." And, I just checked, and they're not up. Thanks a lot, education office. You're just wads of help.

Anyway, that's all I have to say at the moment. I feel like I complained a lot in this post. Have I mentioned that I'm awesome? Because that's true. That is all. Captain Danger out.

On The Library

The Harold B. Lee Library: Consistently in the Top 5 on the Princeton Review for best college library in the country. You'd think they'd have more comfortable chairs at their tables. Just sayin'.

Anyway, I'm going to cut this post short so I can get out of the library (Which is staying open until 2:00 am tonight. Who would do that?) and go home to my guitar and then my nice warm bed. This is Captain Danger out.

On Snow in General

The image at right is what it currently looks like outside my house. Now, don't get me wrong, I generally thoroughly enjoy snow. It's pretty, and you can sled in it. Other people can even snowboard and ski in it, which is cool for them. However, there are plenty of times when snow is not my friend.

You may not be able to see it in the photo, but it is currently snowing, and snowing quite a bit. That means that it isn't really safe to go back to Provo today. Hooray. That means I get to drive on the sabbath tomorrow and not buy my delicious enormous drink. But, you know, go snow.

Anyway, I complain to much. That being said, there's snow on the roads, and if they would just listen to me and make heated roads, I wouldn't have this problem. They could make them solar and wind-powered. It would totally work! Places that get a lot of snow generally also have high winds, so that would generate plenty of power to take care of a small heater under the road. Plus, you could harness the energy from the wind coming off the cars as they go by. It would work!

Anyway, that being said, I make an end. This is Captain Danger out.

On Snow on Roads

Just a quick observation. Snow on roads should be banned. I propose a simple solution: heated highways. Thank you.

Late Night

So, I should be in bed right now, but I thought I would preserve this little lesson in the foreverness that is the Internets before I forgot how much I want to share it. Observe:

This is Cliff Chandler:

This is Cliff Chandler with a broken arm:

This is also Cliff Chandler with a broken arm:

Any questions?